Omo na him sabi

Started dating this guy about 7–8 months ago. Fine boy, no doubt but this man can turn the tiniest joke into World War III. I once called him “delulu” while we were both joking, and you’d think I’d committed a federal crime. The funny part is He says way harsher things to me, but the (more…)

Sisterzilla

My dad wants me to reconcile with my elder sister who said ill things about me to a potential suitors, made a screen record of my conversations with her and forwarded it to him, sent my voice notes where I was saying things about him to her, tried to sabotage the whole thing by telling him I dropped out of school the first (more…)

Wahala

I have a small business it was good early this year but things started to slow down and I’m working on a few changes internally to address the bottleneck. Thing is I have this staff that I can’t justify any longer, it’s like I’m paying for the (more…)

An old crush

There she was lying next to me asleep looking like an actual angel, all fair skinned and innocent but I knew she wasn’t. I looked at her lips and imagined what it’d be like to kiss them, my eyes moved down and I started imagining a lot more than kissing. For a brief moment I genuinely (more…)