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Omo I’m really tired of guys always lusting after my body, no be say I he big yansh oh but like slim thick type of body and it’s been long I’ve met a genuine guy like honestly I’m tired, always (more…)

I asked my friend with benefits/sneaky link to pay for my round trip ticket to Kenya o. His response (ti o ba yo), later he laughed about it and said No! I didn’t mention it again to him. I got my ticket myself! This was a month ago. Fast forward to last night when we eventually (more…)

This guy I was seeing before has been cheating on his babe consistently, I will call her his fiancé because they’ve been together for more than 5 years. I didn’t know he was in a relationship when he kept begging me and reassuring me (more…)

I used to think people were exaggerating when they talked about being addicted to somebody but here I am, daydreaming and wet dreaming about this golden amu! Funny thing is he caught me being shady but (more…)

I and my ex ended some months ago because he said he couldn’t keep up anymore, he is an only child & he lost his dad few months before we ended and was going through some financially difficulties. He was a nice and kind partner when we dated, he was always there for me and didn’t (more…)

Omo this after life we’re in, no be here o. So many heartbreaks. Imagine a man seeing his wife having sex the day he’s being buried. Painful.

On my birthday I only got a cake that I ate with his family, we lodged in a hotel, ate normal street food, we went to the mall and I wanted oats but he said it wasn’t necessary. Saw a perfume that I wanted for myself since, I bought it for him instead. On our way back he told he just (more…)

I shat myself today 😭💔. While I was in church my stomach gave me a sharp pain twice, I was confused because I used the toilet this morning before heading to church. The pain wasn’t (you need to poo sign) it subsided. After the mass I left immediately, sent my sis voice note that I’m so pressed 😭. I called, we laughed and it wasn’t pressing anymore. I decided to go buy what I’ll cook today just few picks, this man stopped me, I was leaving (more…)

My life is in shambles, lost my mom and elder brother in a car accident, I’ve been alone with my younger sister since then. She’s been suicidal thrice, we have nothing. I’m planning to make us noodles (more…)

I’m the last born of 5, all my dreams just Dey die one by one. My elder ones aren’t even helping, e no clear for any of them at all. I’m 22 since I have graduated and finished nysc, nothing, I’m the last born, nothing encouraging looking at my elder ones. No be so I plan my (more…)

It’s crazy how you’d observe years of no physical or emotional contact with the opposite sex in peace. One girl from your past pulls up, we friends still, with constant communication and shit. Plus a few cuddles, nothing more. Now she’s acting like a goat, making me look like I’m (more…)

As a retired playboy, I will be getting married soon to my best friend who I like but she is so spiritual and still a virgin at 30 and I had been worried that our sex life will be boring. Then I met this 20 years old fresh graduate who’s (more…)

If your friend comes to meet you that someone offended her, please I beg you, just stay neutral. Don’t carry her fight on your head o! I repeat, stay neutral. Alabosi…Mctew

My sneaky link of over 5 years doesn’t know I know most of the girls he’s been with. (My co sneaks 🫠). I’m not jealous but I keep tabs on all of them and can’t help crushing on them too. I imagine them fucking and touch myself to the thought of it. I love that he doesn’t have a type (more…)