To everyone who does number 2 without negotiating with their intestines, congratulations. I hope you know how privileged you are. 👏🏽🥲 Meanwhile, I’m over here drinking enough concoctions to qualify as a herbal scientist, yet my stomach is out here serving 7 months pregnancy. 🤰🏽😂My bowels have apparently unionized and are refusing to cooperate until further notice. 🚫🚽💀