I jokingly asked my wife what she will do if I mistakenly impregnate someone. She looked me in the eye and said “the father of the child, the mother, the child itself etc will go down below. I was really shaken because I could tell she meant it. She looked so evil. Just yesterday I visited my parents and told them about this convo, they asked me why I am even entertaining such thoughts, that I should prepare to go down below. My mom has been calling me a koromoto man. This is not even funny.