Coital Blooper

Anxiety fits made a genital meet and greet go sideways. Met up with a friend I’d been exchanging lewd messages with and for some reason I could barely go more than one round – infact half round. Embarrassed/hilarious that my first time with this person went this way, as my former “clients” can testify to the goodness that is this chocolate bar, now she doesn’t want to meetup again. I find it embarrassing/funny because this is a first

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