Omo this after life we’re in, no be here o. So many heartbreaks. Imagine a man seeing his wife having sex the day he’s being buried. Painful.
Regret
On my birthday I only got a cake that I ate with his family, we lodged in a hotel, ate normal street food, we went to the mall and I wanted oats but he said it wasn’t necessary. Saw a perfume that I wanted for myself since, I bought it for him instead. On our way back he told he just (more…)
Not my proud moment 😩💔
I shat myself today 😭💔. While I was in church my stomach gave me a sharp pain twice, I was confused because I used the toilet this morning before heading to church. The pain wasn’t (you need to poo sign) it subsided. After the mass I left immediately, sent my sis voice note that I’m so pressed 😭. I called, we laughed and it wasn’t pressing anymore. I decided to go buy what I’ll cook today just few picks, this man stopped me, I was leaving (more…)
Done for
My life is in shambles, lost my mom and elder brother in a car accident, I’ve been alone with my younger sister since then. She’s been suicidal thrice, we have nothing. I’m planning to make us noodles (more…)
Omo Woro si woro.
I’m the last born of 5, all my dreams just Dey die one by one. My elder ones aren’t even helping, e no clear for any of them at all. I’m 22 since I have graduated and finished nysc, nothing, I’m the last born, nothing encouraging looking at my elder ones. No be so I plan my (more…)
😭
It’s crazy how you’d observe years of no physical or emotional contact with the opposite sex in peace. One girl from your past pulls up, we friends still, with constant communication and shit. Plus a few cuddles, nothing more. Now she’s acting like a goat, making me look like I’m (more…)
Perfect Sidechick
As a retired playboy, I will be getting married soon to my best friend who I like but she is so spiritual and still a virgin at 30 and I had been worried that our sex life will be boring. Then I met this 20 years old fresh graduate who’s (more…)
Mind your business
If your friend comes to meet you that someone offended her, please I beg you, just stay neutral. Don’t carry her fight on your head o! I repeat, stay neutral. Alabosi…Mctew
Sneaky sneaky sneaky
My sneaky link of over 5 years doesn’t know I know most of the girls he’s been with. (My co sneaks 🫠). I’m not jealous but I keep tabs on all of them and can’t help crushing on them too. I imagine them fucking and touch myself to the thought of it. I love that he doesn’t have a type (more…)
Home
As a 25 year old male schooling and still living with his parents can be a little frustrating because i don’t want to understand why my mum and my sis all of a sudden began to complain about (more…)
Single life
Being single is not easy sometimes, not one single toaster. Your phone be dry as fuck while sometimes all of them just be toasting you at once and asking you to date them. Omo me I’m tired
Champ
Started seeing this girl recently, and she feels I have gotten cold over a short period of time. She doesn’t know I saw her chat with someone she used to mess with, planning to do drinks together (more…)
My Soft Yansh
I’m single, been single all my life. I am 25. My standards are high and I love myself too much to be with rubbish just for relationship. Contrary to what people think, I dont have issue being single (more…)
Does he still sees me ???
I feel like my boyfriend doesn’t see me neither does he respect me or even still much in love with after I did an abortion for him two months ago. The way his attitude changes sometimes is quite unbearable and in a month or 2 from now we would be (more…)