I’ve been talking to this guy for over 6 months now and we agreed to meet up. I was playing hard to get but eventually we went back to his house and had sex last night. I woke up this morning and went to use the toilet. When I finished and decided to flush the toilet, there was this one particular stubborn big shit that refused to flush. So in order not to spoil my steeze, I used my bare hands to pick up the shit from the toilet and threw it out the toilet window and it landed in his neighbour’s compound. Omo I’m so embarrassed.