I entered a bus and the girl that sat beside me, the moment she sat beside me, I got hit with an odour, I swear to God, the odour has a presence. It’s not even 8am and you are smelling like this. I joined another bus and the lady beside me is an Alhaja, the kind that is covered from head to toe and she smells, OMG! I don’t know what I did for the universe to punish me like that