Not my proud moment πŸ˜©πŸ’”

I shat myself today πŸ˜­πŸ’”. While I was in church my stomach gave me a sharp pain twice, I was confused because I used the toilet this morning before heading to church. The pain wasn’t (you need to poo sign) it subsided. After the mass I left immediately, sent my sis voice note that I’m so pressed 😭. I called, we laughed and it wasn’t pressing anymore. I decided to go buy what I’ll cook today just few picks, this man stopped me, I was leaving the market then asked me to wait so we’ll head home together (we stay in same estate) I was like 🧐 free ride why not (brokenness). I waited few minutes, we left then he made another stop to buy chicken. Omoooooo fuck! I was basically sitting on one but because the pressure down was much, I stepped out his friend called him that I was leaving, I said I couldn’t wait I have things to do, he gave me #1k. I entered Keke to estate gate, I couldn’t anymore 😩😭. I stood there and shat myself. I was just saying β€œJesus have mercy”. I walked into the estate another man and his wife offered me a ride, I tried to maintain one position so it wouldn’t smell or mess their sit. On the road I was receiving compliments but I was dying, if there was a bush around I wouldn’t have hesitated. FUCK! 12-07-26

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