If a guy invites me over to his house instead of planning a date I do go over to their house but I always steal/hide something while leaving. I can take their TV remote, hide their car key in the toilet tank, collect their AC remote and if I see any receipt lying around I take it. I don’t use them for anything, I mostly throw them away or burn them later
in Confession
You’re a kleptomaniac. It’s a disorder. Too bad you’ll live with it for the rest of your life