I was high & driving one night with expired particulars. I had some weed in the car. Came across a police checkpoint, it was as if they knew. They started asking me for all sorts & it was late. I started calculating all the trouble I’ll enter & I didn’t have shishi so I told the man to just pity me. He said I should carry yansh for he & his colleagues. I said ok. I followed him to the side of their van & bent doggystyle. They were coming one by one to do it. I was embarrassed when they told me thank you madam as I was entering my car back.