Eating πŸ– in the πŸ˜΄

Dreamt I was at an underground meeting of witches back in my hometown. Hid from the witches but they spotted me, welcomed me and gave me food i.e. rice & beef and asked that I do not share it with the eldest witch or she would try to take the food from me. Omo! Na so I been dey fly, dey chop the meat fastfast while agba aje dey fly dey pursue me try collect meat from my plate πŸ₯². As comical as it sounds, I’m very worried cause I haven’t eaten in my dreams since 15 (I’m a 28years old guy). Woke up at 2am and decided to apply enema to flush out any protein in my belly 🀦🏾. Not sure if I should tell my mum, she will only blame me cause I patronise these old women who prepare special protective oil for me.

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