5th of April after work, I drove myself to a pharmaceutical shop on my way home just to buy condom. Haven’t had sex before, I just want to know how it feels like to wear a condom. I got banana flavour…Yea, I watched porn, jerk-off but I prefer my magic left fingers. I only jerk-off Tuesdays & Saturdays (I’m not addicted! saving my energy for future wife…single as fuck).
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… so what exactly is your point here. You’re saving yourself for your future wife but you’re jerking off. You even got special days to jerk off and “magic fingers”.
Wehdone Sah!
NB: you ain’t no different from the bro who knacks all the ladies in his compound.
It’s a free world anyways & your opinion to believe.