Fine girl like me oh🤦🏽‍♀️

I woke up having a purged stomach and I had a date with a gentleman. My sister told me not to go but I felt smart. Finally, I left the house, gone half way when my stomach started it’s work. I almost cried holding the poo, just when I thought I was finally okay, I felt something hot running down my legs and flies dancing zanku all around me. That was the biggest embarrassment in my life. I called my guy that I wouldn’t make it anymore. How I got home that day is a story never to be told.

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