Tangled

When I found out that she can’t date you if you’re not a Muslim, I decided to pretend to be one just to get into her pants which I have. I’m in love with her now and she thinks I’m a Muslim but doesn’t know i know a lot of things about the religion because I grew up living beside a mosque.

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