STINKY

I did talking stage for so long with this UK based dentist. He came to Nigeria and after initially going on a couple dates and kissing (which was okay), I wasn’t ready for the rancid, pungent, shit smell that came off his groin and ass area. The night I stayed over and we made out, I almost threw up. That was the last time I saw him. After days of sudden silence between us, he later sent me a text the day he was leaving, wishing me luck and saying we can’t be anything more, because there was no spark. Dude there was no spark because you literally tried to kill me with your stank ass. I didn’t say anything though because I didn’t want to embarrass him. Yuck.

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