It seems getting someone pregnant isn’t that easy. I have been scared a couple of months that my girl could get pregnant and boom her period shows and i will be happy as fuck. This last month, i was (more…)
REMINDER
Last year (2025) my girlfriend broke up with me. It hurt me deeply, it still hurts. What’s worse is that before she broke up with me, she asked me to buy a toy that we could use to enjoy ourselves. A remote controlled vibrator. The plan was to have her wear it on our next date (more…)
Married Man palava
I’ll never forget how I was almost arrested by this young man because according to him, he had spent up to 1.3 million naira on me and I have refused to give (more…)
Relationship wahala
I once read online where someone said once your relationship gets to the stage of “so if i don’t call you, you won’t call me” then it’s over. If my babe drops the last texts she’s not dropping another one even if she doesn’t hear from me the (more…)
I need Advice
I have been dating my man for 4 years and he has never tried to hit me. We had an argument last week and I got mad and slapped him twice. He kept quiet and now (more…)
Quest of p@inful ple@sure
I’m so lonely, my vibrator has suffered literally & its now boring. I really want to be ravished and dominated, tie me up, subdue me, let me shake. Ugh i need it so bad. I messed with a badboy years back, I’m tempted to call him but the (more…)
Excited 🤭
2026 is definitely going to be that year for me 📌. I have procrastinated too much and i am not doing that anymore. This January i am starting to learn a (more…)
Cry me a river
This your suicide tactic will not work again oga. That same suicide you have been using to trap me. I don’t know how it took me this long to see you for the snake you are. So now I’m the one that cheated. You think I didn’t recover all the (more…)
No
As part of my new year resolution, I decided to stop giving my numbers to guys just because I hate having to keep saying no while they persist. I found it easier to just block and delete as soon as i leave but today, I say no while on an (more…)
Worth it 🤷♀️
Traveled for a staycation with my bestfriend because she was depressed, she ended up leaving me behind (more…)
My ROI
There’s this girl we have been cool, i have spent sef but yet to smash highest was to just cuddle and she turned down an offer to sleep over at my place. Some people think we’re dating and i want to smash (more…)
Catfished
In 2019, during the codedruns boom, I ordered a curvy woman with no face shown. She arrived at midnight looking 48–50, I’d been catfished. Drunk and extremely horny, I let her in anyway. We had good sex; she slept over and we (more…)
Am I overthinking again ???
I’ve always had this thing where I want to gift myself something every end of the year. But most times, I end up holding back, (more…)
Fake life
Most of this Lagos guys no get money, especially the so called Lekki boys,most of them are living fake life, if you meet them (more…)