I took a mirror selfie on my phone, and someone laughed at my iPhone 11, saying so I’m still using this phone. I just laughed. Try walking in my shoes before mocking me, try to have an ill mum and 5 (more…)
Church girl
One of my friends was trying to toast this girl and she said my guy should see the pastor first, we’re in same church, like play the matter got to church. Few months later another of my guy is now (more…)
Tinder
Met a very lovely lady off tinder and it’s crazy because everything was going so well. Right from our first text on tinder I felt I was going to marry her lol. She talked a lot and I loved that, she was also very interesting. We texted and (more…)
@1:32 it happens again
I’m really tired, sometimes I get scared because I have to sleep at night. Anytime I go to bed, even if it’s sleeping for an hour or so, just having a dream and (more…)
Dildo
I promised God last year April that I won’t use my dildo again but getting to this year, I have been horny with no (more…)
Escape grief
I lost my cousin, received a call on 30th December, morning that he’s dead. I cried, I’m serving in Lagos and won’t be attending his burial. I’ve been in shock still finding it difficult to say rip💔. I miss him so dearly, growing up he was my (more…)
Chinese people
Chinese people dey always overdo, I just bought a wireless headphone from Temini and this shit came with a torchlight built into it, like omo
Chinese people contd.
And it’s also a powerbank, fuck!
God abeg
I had an abortion in my first year of university, something I’m forever grateful for because if I didn’t, I’d be sad right now because I and the father (more…)
Biggest decision of my life
I left my brother that has been helping me for the past 8 years. I’m very grateful for everything he has done for me but lately he’s been complaining a lot about me and how he feels I’m not taking my life seriously. He’s not wrong because I know i am underperforming personally and i (more…)
Does God still answer ?
You people should help me beg God to answer my prayers. I’m tired. I just need a positive sign
Genotype
After God finally decided to make me believe even with what might have happened to me in the past, he finally decide to bless me with someone who loves me but genotype messed up, we are both As
Cause I growed in love with you
You must think your sleek because I grew in love with you and I found myself attached to you. One of my greatest mistake is ever meeting and loving you and treating you like a woman. You only showed me that you deserved the opposite of it all (humans like you do not deserve love) and it’s a lot of shame on you. When you finally get the effects of what you deserve (more…)
Babygirl,run for your life !
One of the Lagos white cap chiefs has been flirting with me, and I won’t lie, I was flirting back, feeling like Cinderella 😂. Not until I gisted a friend who knows him well and he warned me (more…)
Life
I’m about to make the biggest mistake ever by getting married to an older man who knows that I’m only doing this because I’m tired of life. I will be 30 soon, I’ve been taking care of my siblings (more…)