Omo I just broke a girl’s heart for the first time the other day. I don’t know why but it seems like (more…)
Category: Confession
Lust
I want to sleep with my boss’s friend so bad. I’m a home chef and this guy is hot. Plot twisting my way (more…)
Next Flight
I received my Visa today after almost 3 years of trying. The highlight was failing IELTS over 5 times. Whoever leaves Naija last should please remember to close the gate.
MEN
This year I realize men love sex too much. Why Guys I met this year are all about sex. Conversations are always about sex, everything is always (more…)
I’m sorry
Losing you is my only regret this year, I never want this to happen. If only I could turn back the clock I would do everything right to have you by my side. You are the most genuine man have met this year. I miss you everyday, I miss talking to you. You are my jewel babe I love you Henry. I know I fucked up, it’s all my fault. I’m sorry
RE: I’m sorry
Thank you for loosing the JEWEL. He’s now the love of my life 😉 (Btw I’m planning on marrying him, remove your eye)
Pervert
I had an infection and went for check up and I was asked to do a scan, on reaching the scanning room the doctor said I have to take my pants down a bit. He was even trying to pull it for me because he said it’s my lower (more…)
Situationship
I’m single and I have a thing with this guy who has a girlfriend in another state. He is so caring and Understanding, never fails to check up on (more…)
My Lowest 😔
Just Relocated Mid Year to a new state, Lost almost #1M in the space of 2 months trying to make money 😔. Few months to completing my (more…)
Phone
My boyfriend said he wants to hand me down his iPhone, I use an android. I’m very grateful o but I wish he got me a new one instead.
Blender wahala
Blender is gradually becoming a menace because what the F is swallow noodles. Why do you have to blend noodles to make swallow with it. Why
Omo
Met this cute boy at the supermarket around my area and we got to exchange numbers, while typing my number I saw that he already had my number (more…)
Chef in the mud
So I thought I was a good cook till I overheard my man giving his friend a relationship advice. He was telling him about tolerance (more…)
I’m trying
So, I’m slim and have been trying to add weight but the rate at which I would have to consume food to achieve a particular (more…)
Love life
I recently started talking to this boy but in all honesty I don’t have 100% feelings for this guy it’s only just 20%. I know for a fact that he’s entertaining other people behind (more…)