I just remembered one of the biggest icks I ever got. I once saw this very clean, Lagos big boy I had started dating, legit absentmindedly scratch his ass (more…)
Category: Confession
Burnout
I am a corporate babe in her thirties and live alone. I am not dirty at all, but I have the tendency for my house to be messy e.g. washed laundry pile on my bed or dishes in the sink. My job is demanding and my work hours sometimes drag into the (more…)
Waiting to Exhale!
The breath of the guy that seats beside me at work is so bad! Has nobody told him. Fully grown married man between. The cubicles are so small and I can barely catch fresh air in any direction. God Abeg.
The truth
Chased every guy away from my life who came to me because i had a boyfriend whom I loved so much even tho he wasn’t in the country. Fast forward to the (more…)
Ovulation
I’m horny. Since last week I’ve been horny. I don’t know what to do. I’m always wet. Masturbating is not (more…)
Nigeria wahala
I just got back to Nigeria, one girl I was chatting with wanted to see me so I told her I’m in a restaurant so she said she just closed work she is coming. I offered her food to eat she said no that I (more…)
Begi Begi
How won’t I be able to eat at work because of my adult male seatmate that’s always begging me for pancakes and sandwich. Me that woke up to toast bread (more…)
Dreamer
I dream a lot, if I close my eyes for just 5 minutes I’m already seeing things happening in different places and different people, sometimes people I (more…)
Another realm of reality kicking in
Among all the things i have come to realize about me since i became an adult, the recent one is the fact that at 25 a serious relationship with a 23 years old girl is a joke. Country hard, i haven’t gotten my shit together and i’m (more…)
*#
I just discovered that this girl is 22. She doesn’t look or behave like it at all. The kind of energy and styles she gives me in bed is really wild. I have had the sweetest knacks of my entire life (more…)
Hemorrhoids
How do I explain that my biggest problem in life is the ability to easily and freely pass stool 😔. I have to drink different concoctions, drink water like (more…)
My boyfriend is 23!
I just found out that my boyfriend is 23 and I’m 27! Guys I wan ment! Because everything about this boy doesn’t look 23 at all! His look and the way he (more…)
Omo
I’ve had a career break for 2years now, childbirth and a major surgery. Going back into work force has been difficult, salary offers have been very poor. Is it bad that I turn down poor offers when I’m worth more. Imagine earning #150k with 5+ years experience when I earned same (more…)
Heavy Heart – 2025
Hmmm! 2025 has been an amazingly chaotic. I spent the early parts of the year chasing the bag and it seemed like the closer I got, the farther it went from me. Then this caused problems in my relationship. My girlfriend broke up with me since August and I haven’t been myself since then. I see myself thinking about her every (more…)