Mas***bated

I really hate the fact that I mahsturbated today, was so well done but I didn’t like it. I haven’t done this in years and I have been single for over 2 years now. Life has not been easy and anytime I think of having a girlfriend, I just take my mind off it because me no guide, funds no really dey like that now. And I just get like 2 babes wey I like but financially you must be answering present ma’am if not eh! Na wah oh. My head just dey hot self. ☹☹

More?

Last time ended in disaster but if there is next time let’s only focus on our body parts and not bring up any of the topics that cause trouble and piss me off. We should link again