No jokes, but I’m getting used to the fact that I may end up alone so I’ve started investing and saving for my retirement. I’m not even 30 yet but I’ve sensed a pattern in my dating life. Nonchalance dey weep here. My own is always different. And I’m exhausted because I’m actually a lover girl, but the men I end up with are the all talk and no action men. And no I don’t even mean money, I earn 7 figures monthly so I don’t need their money but just a thoughtful gesture here and there will be amazing. But the men in the lagos dating scene are just mediocre. Abi am I doing something wrong. Anyways, I’ve given up. See y’all in retirement.