Here’s a revised version of your message:

I got married last Saturday, and it was the happiest day of my life, filled with so many emotions. First of all, let me rant small . 😂 My ex, Nicolas, once said no man would marry a girl like me because I love to parting. 😂💔 Well, I hope you’re seeing this because guess what? I’m married now—and to an intentional man at that! He takes me on dates without me asking, takes me clubbing without me asking, makes me breakfast without me asking, and even leads our morning devotions! Unlike you, who preferred going to a native doctor’s house over the house of God. Please tell your baby mama to stop stalking me🤦‍♀️ and take care of your child..Irresponsible father!

The best part is, my baby is not only very educated but also smart. Unlike you, who can’t even speak proper English. 😂😂 Go ahead and continue with your ‘yahoo oh’ . As for me, I’ll stick to my tech husband. 😍 Remember when I told you I was never going to stay in this country with you? Well, guess what? God heard that prayer and took it personal! I’ll be joining my husband in three months’ time. God is always good! 🙏🥰