When God created me, he added a truckload of trust issues to the clay 😭. Every time I have a friend over, I dab àdín on where they sat after they leave. If I don’t trust them, I burn uyayak for extra measures 😌. When they’re showering, I make sure they don’t have any suspicious items in their bag. I’m constantly suspecting everyone of ifọt 🤦🏾‍♂️ except my family.