Been using my ex talking stage’s Netflix account for 5 years now. We stopped being cool 3 years ago and despite logging in with new devices multiple times, he has never changed his password or deleted my profile. Recently, I noticed a new profile bearing a babe’s name and I carried my FBI self to investigate and that’s clearly his new Bambi. He has tried reconnecting a few times and met a brick wall cause I’ve moved on, but I’m just a petty person. I went and started changing the language on that profile to random foreign indecipherable languages to humor myself. Damn, I didn’t know I was doing myself, cause now this babe can’t use her profile and is clearly using my profile to watch things I find lame, and it’s messing my algorithm and watchlist up
in Confession