Yesterday I caught the eye of this fine looking dude. No doubt we made eye contact a few times across the store but he didn’t make a move so I paid for my stuff and left. Soon as I entered the elevators going down I released this thick smelly fart that I’d been holding in only for this man to appear from nowhere and enter too. I’m sure he nearly passed out because he gave me a nasty look and stepped out real quick.
There goes my handsome bobo. Sigh 😩😂