If only my ex’s new wife knew that when I dumped her husband for messing with her while we were still together (to her knowledge), and he ended up marrying her after knocking her up, that he would be simping in my DMs a month after their wedding, she probably wouldn’t have forced it lol. Her dear hubby is here crying regret and trying to spoil me with expensive gifts and glowing comments. Not interested in his shenanigans to be honest, but I can’t help laughing. She’d probably ch*ke if she saw the things her husband is saying to me lol. P*thetic, really.