I try to plan trips around my babe’s cycle so she wouldn’t have to deal with cramps. This time, it came a week earlier, the morning of the flight. When she passed through TSA, the scanner kept beeping, they patted her down and told her to go back, it beeped again. The man yelled, what are you wearing? She said “a pad”. He then said “it must be huge”. I wanted to shoot his belly off for embarrassing her like that.Bastard.
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