I don’t take alcohol and I told my friends that it isn’t because I’ll misbehave but it’s because I just don’t like it. They took me to the club last night and we had a bet that I’ll misbehave if I drink. I woke up this morning feeling I won till they showed me a video of myself last night following a sex worker around last night begging her to marry me, I was even crying while begging her.

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