About the whole period talk, I once went to spend the weekend with bae once and period visited beforehand. We were on the couch playing ludo and I stood up only to discover I was stained and I soiled the couch(I don’t get cramps). Was so embarrassed and ran to the bathroom, this nigga cleaned the sofa, and then came to make sure I was okay in the bathroom and got me a pad (I always go around with a pad).